"Sure, sure," your pup says. "Go ahead and blame it all on the dog." Well, no more! The 'It Wasn't Me Pet ID Tag' speaks for the pet that speaketh not and doeth not! Whether tipping over the trash can, eating the toilet paper, pooping on your favorite shoes, or the all-time classic passing of the gas, your pet is now officially free of guilt and charge. Ahhh what a great custom dog tag for pets.